Amazon Wants to Be Your Doctor on a Plane. Cute. We Already Fixed That.
So Amazon just launched video ads offering to be your doctor while you’re traveling. Like… on vacation, in-flight, or out of town. It’s adorable, really. We’ve been doing that for years.
Because here’s the truth: if you’re searching for a doctor on a plane, you’re already too late.
JoePill.com was build around a simple idea: Get the meds before you need them.
While Amazon is now spending millions to offer sick-care “anywhere”, we’ve been quietly helping patients avoid the whole sick part altogether. Our patented preventive care allow our patients to:
- ✅ Skip the outdated waiting rooms
- ✅ Get preventive meds in advance
- ✅ Travel smarter. With Zpaks, nausea meds, inhalers, and more on hand
- ✅ Recover faster, avoid spreading illness, and stay out of the ER altogether
No subscriptions needed. No virtual waiting rooms. No “your doctor will see you in 2 hours”.
Just flat-fee appointment, certified, get-better-before-you’re-sick care.
| Feature | JoePill.com | Amazon Clinic |
|---|---|---|
| Preventive care in advance | ✅ Yes | ❌ No – sick care only |
| Licensed pharmacy based in Texas | ✅ Yes | ❌ No |
| Flat-fee appointment pricing | ✅ $40 | ⚠️ Varies by condition |
| No live appointment required | ✅ Yes | ❌ Required for many visits |
| Real meds, real expiration dates | ✅ Yes | ⚠️ Fulfillment varies |
| Works offline (because you already have the meds) | ✅ Yes | ❌ Good luck without Wi-Fi |
| Ships meds from clean, closed-door pharmacy | ✅ Yes | ❌ Any germ filled pharmacy will do |
| Designed to prevent spread to others | ✅ Yes | ❌ Reactive care only |
JoePill.com isn’t against Amazon. We’re just already doing what they just figured out people need.
When you’re finally sick on a plane, call Amazon. When you want to STAY WELL before the trip even starts, use JoePill.com.
Visit JoePill.com today and start treating smarter. Up to 28 preventive meds today. Before you need it.
Frequently Asked Questions
What’s better: Amazon after you get sick on vacation OR preventive care BEFORE you need it?
JoePill.com has offered a better preventive care solution long before Amazon considered your vacation. Up to 28 preventive meds today. With guaranteed minimum 1 year expiration dates.
Can I really get multiple prescriptions from one online visit?
Yes. Our provider reviews your symptoms and can approve up to 28 preventive prescription options based on your condition and needs.
Is it safe to skip the waiting room?
Yes. In fact, avoiding high-traffic medical facilities reduces your exposure to contagious illnesses. That’s one of the benefits of telemedicine. Amazon’s vacation plan still requires an outdated waiting room on vacation or delays in care if shipping is needed.
